Hockey and NASCAR and Mo Black 'N White by Jeff Dunham

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Bubba J likes to say that he has two loves: his country, his beer, and NASCAR. Okay, so he can't count, but Bubba J is very proud of his redneck heritage. He smiles at the thought that he'll always be his momma's precious “little accident.” He's a good ol' boy who grew up in a trailer park in the famous “tornado alley” of the.
Hockey And Nascar & Mo' Black 'n White (Sweet Daddy Dee). By Jeff Dunham. 2006 • 1 song, 3:20. Play on Spotify. 1. Hockey And Nascar & Mo' Black 'n White (Sweet Daddy Dee). 3:200:30. Featured on Arguing With Myself.
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Get to know a little about who Bubba J really is, in this clip from my 2006 special "Arguing with Myself.
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Jeff Dunham’s Redneck Puppet Defends NASCAR In Hysterical Rant – Country Music Nation

Last night, I couldn't find a place to park anywhere near this stinkin' joint.
Then some jerk pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes, goes right in the handicap spot.
He got out of the car and there was nothing wrong with him!
Don't you hate that?
I made an honest man out of him.
Then his mother got out on the other side and started swinging her crutches at me!
Took her out with the door.
It gets hot and then it gets steamy and then it goes "ding"!
She rolled out of bed, jeff dunham nascar on her menstrual cycle, and ran my ass over.
It goes, "Nag, nag-nag-nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, biiiitch, bitch-bitch, bitch-bitch!
It kept me awake through the whole damn thing!
I actually had to participate.
Doctor said it's bad for my heart, too.
But, they're never gonna let us back into that Starbucks again.
Her daddy was out on the porch with his shotgun, he said, "Hey, Bubba J!
Guess who else is late?
Because I enjoy it and it's the best way I know to make money.
I'll see you after the show!
Think about it, next time somebody tells you to go hell, you come right here!
What was the happiest moment of your life?
Look, they're making a left turn!
Oh, they're making another left turn!
Oh, they're making another left turn!
I wonder what's gonna happen next?
Let's go to commercial!
Come back in ten minutes, you ain't gonna miss a fucking thing!
You never answer my question.
I'll save everyone a lot of time and jeff dunham nascar />There's a lot of traffic out there.
Call me back at five thirty; I'll tell you the same thing.
read more going the other way!
You ever done that?
You're sitting talking to them, thinking "aw, crap.
It's the stuff that goes on salad and pizza.
You wrote it down.
And what do you do for a living, Terry!
Well, it's a good thing they didn't name you "Junior".
That's my favorite part!
They're makin' a left turn!
It's hot as hell outside.
My skin's all dry and itchy.
You put me in a sweater.
I'm sure as hell not gonna ask you for lotion.
You seen some of these guys?
What do they do there when they arrest somebody?
And now I have a sore http://bitcoin-promocode.top/online/no-deposit-online-flash-casino.html />He looked like a hood ornament from Taco Bell!
How about some initials?
That is funny shit!
That was really good!
You gotta work on it a little, though.
Last week, I was lying on a beach in Maui, and I couldn't decide, gee, should I stay in Hawaii or go to frickin' Santa Ana?
My god, I can die happy now.
I'm too old, too.
They're still having fun.
What the hell kind of sex is that?
They then take the piece of material, they put it in the analyzer, it then checks to see if your stuff has come into contact with anything dangerous; chemicals, whatever.
So the guy has Peanut in one hand, swab in the other.
This is all true; it's too stupid to make up.
In front of God and everybody, he swabs his butt, just like that.
And I'm sitting click at this page watching this, and the first thing I find myself thinking is "You sick bastard!
Why are you wiping my friend's butt?
It takes fifteen minutes.
Now we're finished, everything was fine.
Then we start to put things back.
And then I start to think "What the hell was on Peanut's butt that labeled me the potential terrorist?
I ask jeff dunham nascar guy, and he goes "Well, it's all in the code on the computer.
I've been building bombs in my garage.
You caught me, Skippy.
Thanks for straightening me out.
There's only a small number of these guys that do all the checking; I know next time I go through, they'll all be standing in a group and one of them will point and go "There he is.
There's the gay puppet bomber.
There was lotion on his puppet's ass.
Thank you for bringing me!
I'm glad I did this!
What the hell was I thinking?
Someone kill me please!
What do you do next, take a bunch of blind folks to see David Copperfield?
And suddenly in the middle of the show, I went "Hey!
Oh, and thanks for dressing for the show.
Be careful, be careful!
Ow ow ow ow OWWW!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
This sucks, this sucks!
Really bad, this sucks!
What the hell does that mean?
What is it, a frickin' Indian reservation?
Makes me thirsty for another beer.
This gorgeous young thing?
Do you see her?
Do you see her?
Only thing you can do now is run to the end of your chain and bark!
You so white, you make Barry Manilow look like a brother!
My last abduction was that aliens took it.
They took me and they stuck something in my butt.
And not in the good way.
It was a second cousin.
Yeah, we walked in the front door.
Some old codger's standing there and he goes, "Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart.
Get your shit and get out!

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